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Friction - Lisafer - The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien [Archive of Our Own]

errandofmercy:

lisafer:

This is my response to the prompt errandofmercy left me.  :D  Thank you - I hope you enjoy it!! 

I come home to see that Lisafer wrote me a fic

words cannot describe my feels right now… ;__;

♥ I’m happy that you’re happy! *snugs*

coconuttygrey:

naamahdarling:

territorialcreep:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

aliencupcake:

azzandra:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

sexartandpolitics:

Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions - CBS News
Way fewer.

NO. WAY.

—BB

Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.

IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET

IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.

NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT
“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”

TODAY, UNDER A FUCKING ROCK UNIVERSITY’S DEPARTMENT OF REALLY OBVIOUS SHIT PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED “THAT’S HOW IT FUCKING WORKS, YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS” IN THE JOURNAL OF THINGS I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU FOR GODDAMN FREE. AMERICAN POPULACE AWAITS A LAYMAN’S INTERPRETATION.

^ The snark and rage is strong with this one.

coconuttygrey:

naamahdarling:

territorialcreep:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

aliencupcake:

azzandra:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

sexartandpolitics:

Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions - CBS News

Way fewer.

NO. WAY.

image

—BB

Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.

IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET

IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.

NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT

“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”

TODAY, UNDER A FUCKING ROCK UNIVERSITY’S DEPARTMENT OF REALLY OBVIOUS SHIT PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED “THAT’S HOW IT FUCKING WORKS, YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS” IN THE JOURNAL OF THINGS I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU FOR GODDAMN FREE. AMERICAN POPULACE AWAITS A LAYMAN’S INTERPRETATION.

^ The snark and rage is strong with this one.

Friction - Lisafer - The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien [Archive of Our Own]

This is my response to the prompt errandofmercy left me.  :D  Thank you - I hope you enjoy it!! 

lemonsharks:

enigmaticagentalice:


Lady Sybil Vimes (née Ramkin) Duchess of Ankh

If you don’t think Lady Sybil is absolutely wonderful and perfect then I don’t even know what to say to you
Lady Sybil who breeds swamp dragons in her spare time
Lady Sybil who once faced down a dragon the size of a street by scolding it firmly
Lady Sybil who sang part of a dwarf opera from memory in order to diffuse a sticky political situation
Lady Sybil who, when kidnapped by werewolves, escaped out of the window and belted one of them around the head with a log…while pregnant
Lady Sybil who darns her husbands socks personally, despite the fact that she is rich enough to buy a new pair every day for the rest of their lives if need be
Lady Sybil, founder of The Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons AND The Lady Sybil Free Hospital, one of the few hospitals where people actually come out alive
Lady Sybil who has friends and connections around the world and is on a first name basis with Lord Vetinari
Lady Sybil who is one of the kindest, most compassionate, most open-minded characters in the Discworld series, who is endlessly patient and reasonable, who shows tremendous courage in the face of danger, who treats everyone she meets as a equal despite her privileged upbringing and who never compromises her principles or deserts those in need
Lady Sybil <3

Lady Sybil was the first time I ever encountered a fat character who got a love story. It was hella important to me.

I’m still mad at the comic book version of Guards! Guards! for making Sybil shorter than Sam.  I love that she’s taller than him, and that he’s not emasculated or anything like that.

lemonsharks:

enigmaticagentalice:

Lady Sybil Vimes (née Ramkin) Duchess of Ankh

If you don’t think Lady Sybil is absolutely wonderful and perfect then I don’t even know what to say to you

  • Lady Sybil who breeds swamp dragons in her spare time
  • Lady Sybil who once faced down a dragon the size of a street by scolding it firmly
  • Lady Sybil who sang part of a dwarf opera from memory in order to diffuse a sticky political situation
  • Lady Sybil who, when kidnapped by werewolves, escaped out of the window and belted one of them around the head with a log…while pregnant
  • Lady Sybil who darns her husbands socks personally, despite the fact that she is rich enough to buy a new pair every day for the rest of their lives if need be
  • Lady Sybil, founder of The Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons AND The Lady Sybil Free Hospital, one of the few hospitals where people actually come out alive
  • Lady Sybil who has friends and connections around the world and is on a first name basis with Lord Vetinari
  • Lady Sybil who is one of the kindest, most compassionate, most open-minded characters in the Discworld series, who is endlessly patient and reasonable, who shows tremendous courage in the face of danger, who treats everyone she meets as a equal despite her privileged upbringing and who never compromises her principles or deserts those in need
  • Lady Sybil <3

Lady Sybil was the first time I ever encountered a fat character who got a love story. It was hella important to me.

I’m still mad at the comic book version of Guards! Guards! for making Sybil shorter than Sam.  I love that she’s taller than him, and that he’s not emasculated or anything like that.

No pressure of course! I just thought I'd see what you could do with this... X: (Leave a prompt in the person’s ask box) How about some silliness regarding the not-entirely-unpleasant effects of riding a horse all day with a Dwarf rubbing against your backside/Elf rubbing against your belly ? If you feel like it of course :p Hope you're feeling better soon!

ALMOST DONE.  XD

errandofmercy:

well shit

looks like someone just realized they’re gay

LMAO!

(Source: queenofmirkwood)

brinconvenient:

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

notnadia:

section9:

theadmiraljanewayfiles:

sirdigbey:

Do you want to build a warp core?
(Sorry, don’t know source, please pm me if you do)

HIGH PITCHED SCREECHES OF A DYING FANGIRL

The Borg never bothered me anyway.

MAKE IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. MAKE IT SO.

Captain?
Do you want to build a warp core?
Let’s go fly around the stars.
Our mission is to seek out new life,
Stop war and strife,
Not hang around by Mars.
We used to be explorers,
And now we’re not,
I want adventures in the skies!
Do you want to build a warp core?
Please, let us fire up the warp core.
Elsa: There are rules, Anna!
OK, bye…

*clutches chest* Gasps with dying breath: “Look! heatherbat nehirose …” *dead*

brinconvenient:

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

notnadia:

section9:

theadmiraljanewayfiles:

sirdigbey:

Do you want to build a warp core?

(Sorry, don’t know source, please pm me if you do)

HIGH PITCHED SCREECHES OF A DYING FANGIRL

The Borg never bothered me anyway.

MAKE IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. MAKE IT SO.

Captain?

Do you want to build a warp core?

Let’s go fly around the stars.

Our mission is to seek out new life,

Stop war and strife,

Not hang around by Mars.

We used to be explorers,

And now we’re not,

I want adventures in the skies!

Do you want to build a warp core?

Please, let us fire up the warp core.

Elsa: There are rules, Anna!

OK, bye…

*clutches chest* Gasps with dying breath: “Look! heatherbat nehirose …” *dead*

catholmes:

demet3r:

the-trench-coat-fandom:

captainsbooty:

captainsbooty:

captainsbooty:

what if we’re all characters in a book

WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING

guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough

and when you’ve had a sense that you’ve been through a certain day or moment before, it’s cuz the author is re-writing the same part of the story, just with better context

image

Dude, my author fucking sucks. 

(Source: getsby)

riddlemetom:

Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [4/4] Inspired by x

star-anise:

last-snowfall:

katsplanet:

whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

Hahaha this one. And yeah, my cats greet me at the door.

This is one of the things I honestly miss the most about my cat.  If he didn’t come greet me himself, he’d give me a chirrup that meant, “Hello!  I am SO COMFY being curled up in my sleeping spot, come here and pet me.”

My cat will run up to the front door as soon as he hears my car. When I walk up, I can see him standing on his rear legs, looking out the window at me. And as I unlock the door, he’s stretching up and touching the other side of the door handle with his paw. (He’s a very long cat.)

(Source: stevenstelfox)