errandofmercy

There are three kinds of gigolas fics.

errandofmercy:

bowlingforweaselsoup:

The total aus. Gimli is a biker! Legolas is a vegan hippie! They’re collage roommates! Competing in the Olympics!

The after/during fics where the canon is still there. But they have sex in the crystal caves and in some trees or whatever.

And then there are the TOTAL ELABORATE RETELLINGS OF THE ENTIRE TRILOGY with a romantic relationship slowly building over time. (500,000+ words)

And I’m not sure which I like best. :)

Yep, this is pretty much it. XD

And I think we all start with either the trip to the Caves/Fangorn or the two traveling to the undying lands. Lol.

bofurs-wife

bofurs-wife:

birdsy-purplefishes:

coeur-de-porcelaine:

maccahawk:

This is it. This is pretty much the pentacle of male privilege in the U.S. When a husband whole heartedly believes that he is a victim to unfair treatment by his wife because she denied him sex 26 times in a month.  

When a man think his pleasures is more important than a women NOT WANTING TO HAVE SEX and since they are married he has every right to her body and by denying him access to her body she is denying him said right. 

He thinks her “excuses” for having sex are also unreasonable. And what are some of those “excuses”?

-She was too tired to have sex.

-She was sick.

-She was too drunk.

-She felt tender (in vaginal region) after having sex the other day.

-They didn’t have enough time because they had somewhere to be. (Which means he was fully prepared to have enough time to get himself off INSIDE his wife while knowing they wouldn’t have enough time for her pleasure)

These are all unreasonable “excuses”

 I saw the Reddit thread, and most people were siding with him because she was committing the unacceptable crime of not having sex with him, and even among those who were more sympathetic were starting with ”he did it in an immature way…BUT” and it’s just so depressing how much people hate women that are not ”fulfilling their purpose” of being fucked by men. 

The comments on the Buzzfeed link are full of women defending the guy.

It makes me so fucking sick.

My husband told me about this over dinner. Said this guy was a supreme douchebag, and that perhaps if he actually took the time to get to know his wife’s moods and preferences, she might not be so disgusted with him. hubby gets a high five for that one.

My husband and I have been talking about this guy…. As an anal-retentive spreadsheet-loving person, I told him it would fascinate me if he were to track my refusal reasons. Mainly because I’d be curious about the trends (date-wise). But if he presented it in the wrong way, he’d get punched in the junk and there would be a lot more “because you were an asshole” on that list.

errandofmercy

errandofmercy:

surroundedbydorks:

A song about Rivendell from 1975.  Vintage fannish stuff.  It would be fun to do a Vintage Fandom week or something.  

I need to learn this by DragonCon… lisa you too XD 

this would sound sooo good with some harmonies! *grabby hands*

1. My partner is going laugh his ass off that I’m about to non-reluctantly listen to a Rush song (he’s into prog rock and encourages me to listen to it; I hate Geddy Lee’s voice)

2. My current Gigolas AU project involves making out in Gimli’s room while listening to Rush

errandofmercy
errandofmercy:

spadeart:

errandofmercy:

lisafer:

thudworm:

Don’t we all

Okay, I have to laugh my ass off at this, because I’m probably more likely thinking about what Thorin is saying than Thorin himself.
Do not underestimate how much I fucking love Erebor. :P

I am not so secretly imagining taking a trip with you to the Luray Caverns in full Dwarf regalia…

You guys could crash at my place, it’s only and hour away. ;P



MAKE IT SO!!!!

errandofmercy:

spadeart:

errandofmercy:

lisafer:

thudworm:

Don’t we all

Okay, I have to laugh my ass off at this, because I’m probably more likely thinking about what Thorin is saying than Thorin himself.

Do not underestimate how much I fucking love Erebor. :P

I am not so secretly imagining taking a trip with you to the Luray Caverns in full Dwarf regalia…

You guys could crash at my place, it’s only and hour away. ;P

MAKE IT SO!!!!

errandofmercy

BBBP!!

errandofmercy:

lisafer:

OMG, Billy Boyd is going to be a DragonCon guest.

Which means I can restart my old Befriending Billy Boyd Project. :P

Which also increases my odds of being thrown out of the convention… Because licking people to claim them as your own is apparently frowned upon in polite society? Ah well, time to come up with plan B….

if you get kicked out I will happily pal around Atlanta with you for the weekend instead XD

That is seriously awesome friendship right there. XD

sakurita94
asbehsam:

#WHEN IT COMES TO PORTRAYAL OF A HEALTHY LOVELY RELATIONSHIP IN AN ANIMATED FEATURE, PEOPLE SHOULD WATCH HTTYD2 AND PAY GOOD ATTENTION TO HOW BEAUTIFULLY DREAMWORKS DISPLAYS A NATURAL COUPLE AND LEARN THAT NORMAL COUPLE BODY LANGUAGE AND LITTLE GLANCES AND TOUCHES AND SHOWING HOW INTIMATE AND COMFORTABLE THEY ARE AROUND EACH OTHER AND HOW THEY HAVE PERSONAL CONVERSATIONS ABOUT FUTURE FAR OUTWEIGHS KISSING AND EYE-SCREWING AND SINGING SILLY SONGS AND CONSTANTLY TRYING TO FORCE THEIR LOVE STORY ON THE AUDIENCE BY CLICHE SCENES AND DIALOGUES AND TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO MAKE THE COUPLE BELIEVABLE EVEN THOUGH THEY HARDLY KNOW EACH OTHER PLEASE GIVE US MORE ASTRID AND HICCUP

asbehsam:

#WHEN IT COMES TO PORTRAYAL OF A HEALTHY LOVELY RELATIONSHIP IN AN ANIMATED FEATURE, PEOPLE SHOULD WATCH HTTYD2 AND PAY GOOD ATTENTION TO HOW BEAUTIFULLY DREAMWORKS DISPLAYS A NATURAL COUPLE AND LEARN THAT NORMAL COUPLE BODY LANGUAGE AND LITTLE GLANCES AND TOUCHES AND SHOWING HOW INTIMATE AND COMFORTABLE THEY ARE AROUND EACH OTHER AND HOW THEY HAVE PERSONAL CONVERSATIONS ABOUT FUTURE FAR OUTWEIGHS KISSING AND EYE-SCREWING AND SINGING SILLY SONGS AND CONSTANTLY TRYING TO FORCE THEIR LOVE STORY ON THE AUDIENCE BY CLICHE SCENES AND DIALOGUES AND TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO MAKE THE COUPLE BELIEVABLE EVEN THOUGH THEY HARDLY KNOW EACH OTHER PLEASE GIVE US MORE ASTRID AND HICCUP